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The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself
The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself

The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself

$18.95 USD

This brew isn't trying to impress anyone. It's not too weak, and it's not too bold—it's just right. This is for the people who want a smooth, balanced cup that doesn't need to yell for attention. It's the kind of coffee that says, "Yeah, I know I'm perfect. Now get to work." 

Think rich, caramel-y, and slightly nutty. It's got just enough backbone to keep you from losing your sh*t without making you feel like you've been punched in the face.