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The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself Pods
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself Pods
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself Pods
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself Pods
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself Pods
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself Pods
  • The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself Pods
The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself Pods

The Goldilocks of Go F*%k Yourself Pods

$15.95 USD

Now you can take your caffeine addiction on the go with FuCoffee Pods.

This brew isn't trying to impress anyone. It's not too weak, and it's not too bold—it's just right. This is for the people who want a smooth, balanced cup that doesn't need to yell for attention. It's the kind of coffee that says, "Yeah, I know I'm perfect. Now get to work." 

Think rich, caramel-y, and slightly nutty. It's got just enough backbone to keep you from losing your sh*t without making you feel like you've been punched in the face.