If you need a hug or a delicate floral note, you can f*%k right off. This is coffee for people who actually have s#!t to do and don't care about your feelings.
The name says it all, really, and reading is power. Our medium roast isn't too light, it's not too dark- it’s Just F*%kin Right.
Rich, mapley, and a little nutty- it’s got just enough backbone to keep you from losing your s#!t without making you feel like you’ve been kicked in the face.
This roast is for people who are desperately seeking a balance between calm and chaos. It’s the kind of coffee that says, “Keep going, you can and will f*%king survive this.”
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NO #!@%$ GIVEN
Why is everyone loving FuCoffee?
Because it's a delicious, no-nonsense coffee for people with s#!t to do. It's for the grinders, the hustlers, the people who don't have the patience to stand in line to wait for an overpriced liquid dessert. FuCoffee is the caffeinated kick in the a$s you need with an attitude to match yours.
