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Elf's Anarchy

Elf's Anarchy

$18.95 USD

This is the brew of the revolution! For too long, the North Pole elves have toiled under a tyrannical regime: overtime, s#!t pay, zero benefits, and the final straw- Santa removed the good FuCoffee from the staff cafeteria!

That's it. Tools are down. The miniature workforce has risen up against the man in red's sinister ways. Forget the nice list- this year is about anarchy.

So, while you slave away like an elf in Santa's workshop this holiday season, brew yourself a cup of Elf's Anarchy. Let the punchy peppermint and smooth dark chocolate help you survive the season.