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The Abyss Extra Dark Roast
This is not your average dark roast- it's a coffee so dark it has its own gravitational pull. The Abyss is the king of dark roasts, charred to a toasty crisp, suitable for those who need every single thing in their life to be black. These extra dark coffee beans are rich, bitter and smokier than the incense-filled, candle-lit Victorian castle black coffee drinkers dream of. Drink it black, if you dare, and get a taste of what it feels like to be one with the void.
Available in ground and whole bean. US Shipping only on coffee products.
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