First Coffee Then Carnage Mug

First Coffee, Then Carnage Mug

$16.99 USD
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First Coffee Then Carnage Mug

First Coffee, Then Carnage Mug

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$16.99 USD
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First coffee. Then carnage. In that order.

Just like our roasts- bold, brutal, and in your f*%king face. This mug is for people who need caffeine before they can deal with anything or anyone. Fill it with the darkest roast you've got, drink it black, and then go cause whatever chaos the day requires. The glossy ceramic keeps your brew hot and your intentions clear.

Why You'll Love It
Bold statement print: Sets the tone before you say a word
Glossy ceramic: High-definition print, BPA-free and built to last
Microwave & dishwasher safe: Built for real life, not a display shelf
Comfortable C-shaped handle: Stays in your hand through the pre-carnage ritual
Perfect gift: For anyone who needs coffee before they can be a person

Care Instructions
Top rack dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and dish soap. It's ready when you are.

Fill it. Drink it. Cause carnage.

Ceramic
  • Durable ceramic with a glossy finish.
15 FL. OZ.
Dishwasher Safe

Suitable for dishwasher use for easy cleaning. Or hand wash if you’re pretending to have your life together.

Microwave Safe

Safe to be placed in microwave for convenient heating.

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